Saturday, 6 February 2016

19

I'm certainly feeling less than virtuous.  When I wish upon a star, it's usually for winning lottery numbers or for something bad to happen to someone I don't like...

 
Time to catch up on another old movie that it's very unbelievable that I have never seen, especially considering that film-watching is one of my favorite activities.  One major obstacle is that I never watch movies on network television.  TV edits movies for content and timing, and they never let you watch the credits.  Plus, they paste their station logo onto the screen, usually on the lower right, and it's always a major visual distraction to me.  I hate this practice.  Never once have I ever been watching TV, when, just as the identity of the murderer is about to be revealed, I suddenly think to myself, "hey, what channel am I watching?"  I don't care.  Nobody cares.

Thank goodness for TCM.   They occasionally put their logo up, but only for a moment and generally only twice during a movie – I can live with that.  Other than that, films are shown as originally seen in the theatre, as far as I know.   Recently, as part of their Movie Camp series, they broadcast "Close Encounters of the Third Kind."

How could I possibly have not seen a movie that came out in 1977, written and directed by a guy everyone over the age of 5 has heard of?   I don't know.  I was 12.  And probably head over heels for Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.  No offense to Richard Dreyfuss.

You have to admire the special effects in this movie.  They seem way ahead of their time.  Because that is one heck of a spaceship.  And this was back when Lucasfilm/Industrial Light and Magic was barely off the launch pad, so no help there.

I'm a very left-brained person – an organizer; analytical.  I like things to make sense, and everything in its place.  So this movie drove me bonkers.  I tried to hang in there; I really did.  But by the time we get to the mash potatoes, I'm really not getting what's happening in Roy's mind.  And when he starts throwing dirt and bricks in the kitchen window – that's it.  I would have done the same thing his wife did – load up the kids and drive away, never to be seen again.  Not that I missed them much – they seemed very exchangeable for any other family unit in suburban America.

Then, poof!  We're driving to Wyoming where Roy miraculously hooks up with Melinda Dillon's character, and everyone's wearing gas masks, and there are helicopters flying around chasing people.  And what's with the French guy?  Is he Canadian?  Like from Quebec?  He doesn't seem snotty enough to be from France. 

There just seems to be a lot of moving parts here, for a movie based on a Disney tune.

I did think the space aliens looked adorable.  But if you read one of my earlier blog entries, you know how I feel about space aliens.  They are not to be trusted.  No matter how cute they are.  (Okay, ET maybe.)

Of course, after the film ended, there were the two TMN Movie Camp hosts, who gushed over it like it was the Second Coming.  Everything about it was apparently brilliant and all film students should watch it 100 times over until they too have learned enough to become brilliant filmmakers.

I admit the finale made perfect sense to me.  Since Richard Dreyfuss spent the entire movie acting like a total space cadet, he might as well become one.  It's all for the best, because when his wife sees what he did to the house, she's going to be pissed...

 
One Thing That >50 Me Has Learned Along the Way...

Everyone should know how to change a flat tire.  Yes, you too, ladies.  Because if you own a car, or regularly rent one, chances are, you're going to get a flat at some point.  Be prepared for it to be raining, or dark, or in the middle of Nowheresville.   In one case, I wasn't exactly stranded alone on Mars, but I had a ton of baggage sitting directly over the space-saver compartment, and a screaming, carsick cat to deal with.  It was a major pain to change that tire.  But I was grateful I'd taken the time to learn.  So either know how to fix a flat, or hire a chauffeur-driven vehicle – guess which one's cheaper?  Sometimes you get lucky – I once made it into my own garage before my front driver's side sank into the pavement.  I'm now a legend with at least one CAA responder.  He nearly wet himself when he discovered I'd run over a spoon.

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