Sunday, 20 March 2016

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Recently I pondered what kind of a painter I would make.  I decided to find out, and I came to two conclusions.  1) I will not be quitting my day job to become an artist.  2) I need a better laundry detergent.

 
My recent visit to an art gallery where I chatted with the resident artist made a definite impression on me.  She suggested art as a form of therapy.  I liked that option, perhaps because I've seen way too many movies and TV shows where the shrink is a complete psycho.  Also, painting is cheaper.

 
 
Close to home, I found this wonderful place – Fresh Paint.  It is a painting studio and also a café.  The proprietor, Roxanne, is a charming lady, and an extremely talented artist.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Things got off to a messy start before I even sat down before my canvas.  I had a tendency to press the pumps on the paint containers too hard.  By the time my palette was full, I had Jackson Pollocked all my clothing.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I chose an easel by the window, facing the street.  Why not let a bunch of strangers walking by outside stare over my shoulders at a physical manifestation of my twisted thoughts?

I am not known for making the best choices in colour.  My laundry room looks okay at night, but in natural light, the colour is something only a Smurf would love.  And I have a guest bedroom that is such a shade of green; it practically glows in the dark.  "Cappuccino"  sounded like a nice relaxing shade of brown for my sitting room – yep, the walls look pretty much like what you'd guess they look like.  At least all the ceilings look good.  Even I cannot get into too much trouble with white.  (But have you ever noticed how many shades of white are available?)

It took forever for me to actually touch the canvas with the brush.  But once you get going, it's fun.  I get to make a mess, nobody's grading me on it, someone else cleans up after me, and just steps away, there are cookies.  I highly recommend visiting this place.

I think I did pretty well at this new experience, considering that the right side of my brain is generally never called upon.  (Every time I've tried to come up with a really convincing lie, it has failed me completely.)  Its main job seems to be just preventing that side of my head from caving in.

 
When I was finally done swirling various blobs of paint around, mixing colours as though I had even the faintest clue what I was doing, Roxanne used a sophisticated technique for drying my magnum opus (hair dryer).  She then placed it in a large brown, paper bag, concealing it in the much the same fashion that winos on the street hide their bottles.  I was grateful. 

No, you don't get to see what I painted – that's way too personal.  This was just for therapy and stress relief.  Plus I have a feeling that if I showed it to an actual therapist, it might get me locked up.

 
 
 
One Thing That >50 Me Has Learned Along the Way...

Sydney Smith once said (sorry - I have no idea who Sydney Smith is, but I'm sure Google does), "It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little.  Do what you can."  This made perfect sense to me the second I first read it, and I have tried to follow it as inspiration.  Then I discovered as a single homeowner that there was no choice but to apply it.  After getting home from a long day at the office, there is often no way to complete a large task in one evening – it has to be broken up into sub-tasks, and then hopefully it's done by the weekend.  If the only way that you can paint a room is one wall at a time, then that's what you do.  Making a job manageable by slicing it up into pieces makes it far more likely that you will start that job, and that you will eventually complete it.

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